My break from a misfocused art-english section. I give you my dadaist poem.

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And my revised version:

5.44 Days from 2004,
I consider a 13th and final road.
This wax showed the times,
Here's to directions.
But Shakespeare's queen was dangerous,
Akin to an original Predator.
Slowly, Turkish-German cases schedule.

So I had to cut out roughly this many words from a newspaper (and some, in my case, from a physics worksheet) and shake them in a bag. The order in which they came out was the order in which I originally placed them. Afterwards, I was allowed some freedom to rearrange the words and handy things like commas and the ability to make sense. Art-english. Who thinks up this stuff?...