Tonight's movie was the utterly strange but interestingly funny Shaolin Soccer.
It's about an absurd group of brothers who used to practice a type of Kung Fu called Shaolin. One of the brothers who is searching for new ways to use Kung Fu is struck by the idea of using it to play soccer and he attempts to get his brothers back together, coached by an old soccer great. Hilarity ensues. Mostly because translation from Chinese is terrible (You make scarifice[sic]?) but also because it's supposed to be comedy, no matter how lame it really is.

Rent it. See it. It's worth your time. Just remember to leave logic and reason at the door.

Resolution: Watch more random kung fu. Even bad kung fu is good kung fu.